{"product_id":"hell-passport-notebook","title":"Hell Passport Notebook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou'd think that getting into Hell would be easy. It USED to be – but like airport travel and filing tax returns, everything is more complex these days. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHave no fear! The Hell Passport notebook can make your passage into eternal damnation a piece of Devil's food cake. It looks and feels just like an actual passport with a place for personal information, a passport photo, and useful travel tips. And if you don't have any immediate plans to go to Hell, it also functions as a handy and cool little notebook to jot down your most devilish thoughts. (Warning: the pages are not flame retardant, so keep your passport a safe distance from the burning brimstone, okay?) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRuled pages to keep track of all the goings-on in your circle of Hell.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Philosophers guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49293347717370,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/4372\/9073\/files\/passport-to-hell-notebook.jpg?v=1783046210","url":"https:\/\/purelywicked.ca\/products\/hell-passport-notebook","provider":"Purely Wicked Apothecary","version":"1.0","type":"link"}