Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set
A refreshing departure from your typical sweet and sappy holiday greeting card: introducing our Mini 12 Day of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set. These cards pack a rebellious punch that is sure to raise an eyebrow and spread laughter. Contents: • 12 miniature cards 3.75" tall x 2.5" wide • 12 miniature kraft envelopes • box Cards include: • Fa–la–fucking–la • ‘Tis the damn season. • Time to get your “It’s just what I wanted” face ready. • A basic Christmas card for a basic bitch. • Spoiler alert: he dies. • It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this. • Save water, and drink cocoa. • He sees you when you’re drinking . . . • Nothing for you, whore! • Santa doesn’t believe in you either. • Merry Christmas to my favorite ho. • Bite me. Please note: Cards and envelopes are not big enough to be sent through the mail. However, they are perfect for gifting in person, slipping in a packed lunch, or stocking!
